How Would Life Be without Socks?
Socks are often given a lot less attention than they rightfully deserve. They are always by your side through thick and thin, when you are cold and also when you are in pain. But you scarcely give them a second glance. Those socks in your wardrobe once had a companion and are now single because you were too lazy to find their match.
If you think socks are merely utilitarian, try imagining a world with no socks. You think you can survive it? Well, let’s find out.
A world without socks…
Smelly and sweaty feet will be a part of life
Don’t you just hate that friend whose feet always stinks? Well it’s time to learn how to live with it, because stinky and smelly feet will be a part of your life. No matter what you do prepare to have your olfactory senses assaulted wherever you go.
Solution: Stay indoors for the rest of your life!
Say hello to painful feet
If your job involves a lot of running say hello to pain and shoe blisters. They will become a permanent thing. Buying a larger shoe size won’t help either, because those shoes will cause pain too. Attending parties too would have been so much easier if there was something to cover your feet from those heels. Missing your no show socks?
And those freezing winter nights!
Imagine a comfy and warm feeling on your feet on cold winter nights. Feels good right, snuggling in your bed with that warmth? That’s how sleeping socks may have felt. But, that feeling will be a figment of your imagination because remember this is life without socks.
Solution: Move your bed near the fireplace.